A furious parody musical supercut in the style of a Broadway disaster montage. The scene opens with a dramatic drone pan through a pastel-colored cotton candy tornado. Inside, a crudely-made puppet named SUGAR SUZIE, with button eyes and yarn hair, spins wildly skyward, belting the line: ‘One fluff, infinite chaos!’ The lighting is pastel neon, illuminating the spun sugar texture of the tornado. The audio is bubbly jazz mixed with intense swooshing sugar sounds. A whirlwind wipe transitions to a shot of ICY IVY, another puppet with icicle eyelashes and glittery skin, sliding across rainbow popsicle streams in a hyperactive, absurd manner. A tracking dolly follows Ivy through ice shards and glitter, capturing her mid-air spin as she shouts: ‘Ice never felt so fun!’ The lighting features icy highlights, and the audio combines twinkling bells with swing percussion. A freeze-frame swipe transitions into a confetti explosion, where PARTY PETE, a puppet adorned with party hats and streamers, floats atop a cluster of balloons as rainbow confetti rains down. A handheld dolly spins through the sky-high chaos as Pete sings: ‘Celebrate calamity!’ Big-band brass music mixes with the popping sounds of confetti. The scene flash-cuts into a glittery freeze-frame. The camera pulls back to reveal a city made of candy, ice, and confetti. A voiceover booms: ‘Three disasters. One unforgettable melody.’ The scene fades to sparkling rainbow confetti. --no photorealism, --no real people, --no seamless transitions